Sometimes i'm hungry.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

your mom gave me head.....phones

Atheism

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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