Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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