What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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