- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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