What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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