Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Julian Ha.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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my mind's eye?

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Anti Joke

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