How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

when debbie meets downer

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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