What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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