What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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poop

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What did the old man say? Im old

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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