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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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