- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Women's rights.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

And you honored it I see :P

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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