- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Who is it?

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

women's rights.

What's your blood type? Red.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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