- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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