Once upon a time, The end.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What comes after 69? 70

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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