- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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