- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Y u do dis?

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

tee hee

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Sex

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Fine, ladies first.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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