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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

How do you make a car? You build it.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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