Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What's up? Your time.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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