- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

what is red and smells like paint red paint

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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