whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Women's rights.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Jews

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

butt sex

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Anti Joke

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