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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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