- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

I enjoy Popcorn

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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