- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's brown an sticky Shit

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