- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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