How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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knock knock come in

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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