What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Donald Trump.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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