- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

how do you call someone? use a phone

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Whats 1+1? window!

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Beka has AIDS

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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