- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What's stupid a light bulb.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Ben Affleck

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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