Grace Ackerson

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Loperson

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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