- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

if you don't like this you're gay

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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