- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Golf.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

2 black kids walk into school

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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