- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

human centipede

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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