Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

No your aunties a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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