- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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