- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

I'm HIV positive.

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