Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A black man has a job.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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