- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Knock Knock. Doors open

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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