- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

a. why? b. because

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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