- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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