what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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