- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Face...tastes like chicken!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

I literally died laughing

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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