- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Pickles are powerful

Irish sobriety

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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