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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How would you rule?

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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