Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

thumb_up thumb_down -32

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What comes after Friday? A ?.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

thumb_up thumb_down -32

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops