- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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