Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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No antijoke here.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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GOODBYE

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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