- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Knock knock come in.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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