what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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