- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

you see theres this guy.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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