why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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