What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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penis

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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the holocaust

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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