- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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