Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Anyone can post anything.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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