A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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