- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did jim all I over? He dies

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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