- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What's the difference between a duck?

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